Troll-Dragon

As everybody knows, dragons have very often been characterized as the Big Baddies by traditional tales and religions; in Ultrasclash, as well. dragons have been role models for criminals and tax-evaders.

However, the world changes and the wheel turns: some new source of evil in the Tower caused a spike in dragon unemployment, and they are now forced to work as sidekicks to being much more powerful and evil than they are.

In these dire circumstances grows up Facey McBadface, a western style dragon with a burinig passion for mandarine chinese theatre. Facey, well aware of his grim future and of his fear of germs, ends up secluded on the Towernet. He quickly gets radicalized on 5Chang, becoming a Troll and spending many hours furiously commenting under a thread about the last blockbuster.

As his self-identification with a troll increases, Facey decides to take the big step: finding a real bridge to hide under, thus becoming a true troll. His chance arrives in the form of a new Baddie, who assigns him to the bridge to Bro Dude City, where he's still hiding to this day...