RAD

DAMN, he's so evil! Ehm, sorry, I'll get myself together. Where were we? Oh, right, RAD.

RAD is the most evil creature in exsistence in the Tower; his level of pure black-heartness has been observed poisoning wells, clouds, rivers and well-to-do talk shows. He radiates distilled douchebaggery, and is, in a way or another, responsible for every bad thing to have happened to the people of Ultrasclash in recent history.

He is in fact known to have financed the creation of RADioGel, to have reanimated everyday objects and turned them into bullycops and, more than everything else, to have kidnapped Ultrasclash's ultras leader to prevent anyone from having a good time in the Arena.

The only thing more widely known than his evilness is his terminal lack of coolness, or swag, of even a pinch of badassery; he's so clinically uncool that minions have for the most part refused to work for him, and knowing how low minions' standards are, it's really something.

RAD has overcompensated by weaving the most evil plan ever, full of machinations, traps, double entendres, and deadly plots; he has recruited the worst people in the Tower, such as El Oculista, Catployer, Azamon and Evil Dude, who serve as his lackeys and sidekicks. The full scale of his plans are unknown, but they're sure to be incredibly evil and staggeringly uncool.