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"The most jelly-like of all the bineural boyards!" - Peasants with peculiar rocks

Chernobillie's story[]

The original oblast of Chernobillie represents the artistic district of the Tower; in it creativity is condensed into a very powerful filter, to be taken three drops a day between meals. It is distributed everywhere, from bathroom cabinets to supermarket aisles.

Son of a composer who neglects him, the young Dmitri resigns himself to creating an imaginary friend, Seogoka, with whom he composes music that whistles from his ears in his frequent strolls between oleanders and secular abandoned factories of his oblast.

During one of these trips, he comes across an abusive storage of creative waste; climbs on a pyramid of open barrels, and distracted by his latest melody and a rude beat of Jurek, he slips into a barrel of slag, immersing himself completely in it.

After three days of Mozartian fission, he re-emerges as Chernobillie, prince of bineural sounds, and with him Seogoka, who took shape thanks to the coagulation of the creative gelatin.

Taken from a moment of creative ecstasy, he decides to enroll in a talent, forgetting that they have not done it for some time, if not agricultural, dog sitting and paleontology; he then goes to the employment office to find an outlet for his power.

The nosy Manager tells him how, given that creativity can be easily purchased by everyone, the artists and their talent are now useless.

Enraged he explodes in a pop art tsunami, wrapping the entire building in soggy jelly; his creative insistence is noticed by the Tower, which selects him to participate in UC.

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