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"The coolest trainather around!" - his son Tiz with a peculiar rock

Stratos' story[]

Stratos was born noble scion of a very important dynasty of warriors and single fathers in Spinachgardr, forced for centuries to pay food to the fearsome Adamazzoni who, after giving birth to their children, disembowel them to their fathers and pocket the monthly allowance ; the strict father, Azamon, runs a second profitable but heterodox e-commerce business for the family's warrior traditions

One day, after a tiring martial arts training, he takes refuge in the well-equipped and shaded family library, where he discovers an ancient and forbidden sacred text that narrates the deeds of the hero Bracciodiferro and his portentous wild spinach, capable of giving strength and unlimited power; while the ideas follow each other in his head, he is distracted by a quickie with Bellona, ​​his promised ex-wife, Adamazzone;

When his son Tyz was born (yes, he went badly the first time) and the first payment arrives, Stratos rethinks the idea of ​​starting a hydroponic farm of miraculous wild spinach, abandoning his warrior vocation and his hereditary right;

A few months later he received the fateful news that his son is about to be involved in his grandfather's e-commerce, shame takes hold of him; he has renounced his role as father and is about to pay the consequences. So, without even going through the animal guinea pigs (which guinea pig unions still complain about today), try the wild spinach on yourself, in order to arrive in time to stop signing the contract. Unfortunately, he does not know that the Wolf Spirit of the prairies usually pisses on his spinach; as soon as he eats them, he is forever changed by the power of the wolf that runs through his veins, making him an even more lethal warrior and drastically worsening relations with neighbors;

It runs tirelessly to his mansion, on two and four legs, and manages to tear the contract and eat it with taste; after that, he takes his son on his back, determined to show him how a real warrior behaves. He challenges Azamon and defeats him thanks to his knowledge of consortia and small and medium-sized enterprises. He is recognized unanimously as the representative of the single warrior fathers in Ultrasclash, and it is there that we will find him to demonstrate how a balanced diet and paternal love win over the ugliness of technology!