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"The most short-sighted demon berserker ever seen

in the Tower!" - Somebody with a peculiar rock


Supay's story[]

Born of an Uku-Pacha mother and a shortsighted father, Diego Armando takes his first (fumbling) steps in the South Ameridian hoods of the Tower, ruled by the evil Ophthalmologist, talented tax-evasor and hot-dogs monopolist

After graduating in accounting, he founds his first job at the Buena Vista Eagleye Club, a renowned touristic village owned by the O. , as a bouncer/entrateiner; here he learns the noble art of fist-fighting and kung-never-get-less-than-one-dollar-in-tips-fu.

He gets less than one dollar in tips, thus triggering an identity crisis and a consecutive murderous fury, which leads him to beat the whole t. village up on the Macarena’s beat.

Fleeing from Buena Vista Eagleye Club, he realizes the dire conditions in which Uku-Pachas (and shortsighted people) are held by the Ophthalmologist, being kept from ophtalmologic devices and forced to eat hotdogs daily, and swears to sell his soul in order to emancipate his people.

Looking for a lost contact lens in a heap of trash, he finds the ancient deamon Supay in mask-form in a dumped McDomingo’s wrap; after a lenghty casting on an interdimensional couch, he gives in to the daemon’s offers, selling his soul and sharing its identity and powers, partially for fiscal reasons.

In order to get his revenge, he challenges the Ophthalmologist to an acrobatic morra duel; he wins, and climbs on top of the hot-dogs stand declaring himself king of the party and of the Uku-Pachas, all of whom would accept, being famous for their clubbing mentality but not for their political and institutional finesse.

He gets selected to join Ultrasclash, resoluted in protecting his royal rights and his new-found subjects, smashing his way to the top!